I Stand Corrected

So, apparently my offhand comments about a particular corp have been noticed and not well received.

WARNING: huge wall of text to follow (only partially addressed by the scrolly text box I stole off some other website), the gist of which is:

Suffice it to say, it’s OBVIOUS SniggWaffe are neither douchebags nor ePeen fiends. Thanks for the advice, PG…

[ 2008.10.18 12:18:21 ] Spork’d > that would be my wife [ 2008.10.18 12:18:23 ] Princess Guard > Why didnt you dock btw [ 2008.10.18 12:18:28 ] Anyka Celeste > Hi there! [ 2008.10.18 12:18:33 ] Princess Guard > Your comments [ 2008.10.18 12:18:38 ] Princess Guard > they are harmful to us [ 2008.10.18 12:18:44 ] Princess Guard > Douchebags and epeeners? [ 2008.10.18 12:18:56 ] Princess Guard > We are nice guys too, you know [ 2008.10.18 12:18:57 ] Anyka Celeste > Well, yes. That was the impression I’d had so far. [ 2008.10.18 12:19:08 ] Princess Guard > Also, your freighter ops are all wrong [ 2008.10.18 12:19:16 ] Princess Guard > First, you need someone to web the freighter [ 2008.10.18 12:19:23 ] Princess Guard > that way it doesnt take forever to warp [ 2008.10.18 12:19:34 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, really? [ 2008.10.18 12:19:37 ] Princess Guard > second, you need to stop using the same safespot in Tama, if your still doing that [ 2008.10.18 12:19:40 ] Princess Guard > yes [ 2008.10.18 12:19:45 ] Anyka Celeste > What safespot? [ 2008.10.18 12:19:51 ] Princess Guard > If you web any ship that is aligning from zero velocity [ 2008.10.18 12:19:55 ] Princess Guard > it will instantly warp [ 2008.10.18 12:20:02 ] Princess Guard > thus, freighters have less exposure [ 2008.10.18 12:20:14 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, we had read something about that but our friend said it made him align slower. [ 2008.10.18 12:20:17 ] Princess Guard > Ah, you said something about using a super secret safespot in Tama in your blog. [ 2008.10.18 12:20:32 ] Princess Guard > What your friend is describing [ 2008.10.18 12:20:32 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, yeah, that’s just what my bookmark is named. [ 2008.10.18 12:20:35 ] Anyka Celeste > It moves. [ 2008.10.18 12:20:46 ] Princess Guard > is when you web something that is not aligning from 0 speed [ 2008.10.18 12:20:46 ] Anyka Celeste > Or I move it, I mean. [ 2008.10.18 12:20:53 ] Princess Guard > for instance, an undocking freighter cant be webbed [ 2008.10.18 12:21:04 ] Princess Guard > it has velocity, all your web does is slow it down [ 2008.10.18 12:21:08 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, that must have been what was going on. [ 2008.10.18 12:21:15 ] Princess Guard > When you web a non moving or object beginning to move [ 2008.10.18 12:21:18 ] Princess Guard > well, lets see [ 2008.10.18 12:21:26 ] Princess Guard > when you are at rest, you have no direction [ 2008.10.18 12:21:32 ] Princess Guard > your ship may be facing someplace [ 2008.10.18 12:21:38 ] Princess Guard > but the server has no knowledge of that [ 2008.10.18 12:21:47 ] Princess Guard > until you move, you have no directional facing [ 2008.10.18 12:21:58 ] Princess Guard > thats why people align the same amount of time to any direction [ 2008.10.18 12:22:17 ] Princess Guard > So, when someone begins aligning, even if their ship is looking like it is turning and such [ 2008.10.18 12:22:21 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, wow. I didn’t know that. [ 2008.10.18 12:22:36 ] Princess Guard > the server actually reads it as if your ship was facing directly to the gate and began moving in a straight line [ 2008.10.18 12:22:41 ] Princess Guard > Now [ 2008.10.18 12:22:44 ] Anyka Celeste > Neat! [ 2008.10.18 12:22:51 ] Princess Guard > you begin warp when your ship reachs 75-80% velocity [ 2008.10.18 12:22:59 ] Princess Guard > if you web someone, their top speed drops drastically [ 2008.10.18 12:23:15 ] Princess Guard > so a freighter that needs 100 m/s top speed and 75 m/s to warp [ 2008.10.18 12:23:25 ] Princess Guard > now only needs 7.5 m/s [ 2008.10.18 12:23:36 ] Princess Guard > with a 90% web [ 2008.10.18 12:23:38 ] Anyka Celeste > Holy wow! [ 2008.10.18 12:23:42 ] Anyka Celeste > That’s fucking sweet. [ 2008.10.18 12:23:49 ] Princess Guard > Yes [ 2008.10.18 12:23:51 ] Princess Guard > second [ 2008.10.18 12:24:00 ] Princess Guard > The webber must be in the same corp as the freighter [ 2008.10.18 12:24:10 ] Princess Guard > so the guns dont shoot you for agressing the freighter [ 2008.10.18 12:24:10 ] Anyka Celeste > RIght, so they don’t get popped by gate guns, etc. [ 2008.10.18 12:24:15 ] Spork’d > Sorry, im back. And to answer your question: it wouldnt let me dock. [ 2008.10.18 12:24:19 ] Princess Guard > Third, it sounds like you only use two people to move freighters [ 2008.10.18 12:24:28 ] Princess Guard > You need at least three [ 2008.10.18 12:24:38 ] Princess Guard > one forward scout, one system ahead, always [ 2008.10.18 12:24:44 ] Princess Guard > one freighter, and one webber [ 2008.10.18 12:24:48 ] Princess Guard > preferrably a rapier [ 2008.10.18 12:24:58 ] Anyka Celeste > We’ve done it with four and five but to be honest, we’re not old enough to have the right ships, I guess. [ 2008.10.18 12:24:59 ] Spork’d > sweet, im almost into my rapier [ 2008.10.18 12:25:02 ] Princess Guard > with its extended web range and ability to gtfo after you web the freighter [ 2008.10.18 12:25:09 ] Anyka Celeste > And we didn’t know abou tthe web, of course. [ 2008.10.18 12:25:14 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, about the, even. [ 2008.10.18 12:25:47 ] Princess Guard > Hmm what else. [ 2008.10.18 12:26:00 ] Princess Guard > You guys lack ewar on your kills [ 2008.10.18 12:26:13 ] Princess Guard > Small gang pvp is cool, but lack of ewar = not cool [ 2008.10.18 12:26:21 ] Anyka Celeste > Yeah, Travis is our eWar guy and he’s not been on a lot. [ 2008.10.18 12:26:29 ] Anyka Celeste > However, I’m training into an Arazu on my other toon. [ 2008.10.18 12:26:36 ] Princess Guard > Arazu isnt ewar, sadly [ 2008.10.18 12:26:40 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh. [ 2008.10.18 12:26:47 ] Princess Guard > blackbird/falcon/scorpion [ 2008.10.18 12:26:53 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, yeah, Travis is our Falcon. [ 2008.10.18 12:26:54 ] Princess Guard > damps are fairly worthless [ 2008.10.18 12:26:57 ] Anyka Celeste > OMG, really? [ 2008.10.18 12:27:00 ] Anyka Celeste > SAD. [ 2008.10.18 12:27:02 ] Princess Guard > yes [ 2008.10.18 12:27:12 ] Princess Guard > for solo pvp on arazu [ 2008.10.18 12:27:13 ] Anyka Celeste > Damn it. [ 2008.10.18 12:27:14 ] Princess Guard > they are okay [ 2008.10.18 12:27:23 ] Princess Guard > because you can kite someone by warp disrupting them long range [ 2008.10.18 12:27:32 ] Princess Guard > then dampening them so they cant shoot back [ 2008.10.18 12:27:46 ] Princess Guard > the problem being that if they are faster then you, they get in your range and kill you anyway. [ 2008.10.18 12:27:56 ] Anyka Celeste > Ken was gonna fly a Rapier and we thought together they’d be good. [ 2008.10.18 12:28:09 ] Princess Guard > Any two recon ships teamed together rock. [ 2008.10.18 12:28:22 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, good! [ 2008.10.18 12:28:26 ] Spork’d > we were gonna do the rapier and arazu [ 2008.10.18 12:28:35 ] Anyka Celeste > I was so scared I’d wasted all that training time. [ 2008.10.18 12:28:50 ] Princess Guard > Rapier and arazu is good combo [ 2008.10.18 12:29:06 ] Princess Guard > make sure the rapier is fitting shield extenders though [ 2008.10.18 12:29:10 ] Princess Guard > they have a tendancy to die [ 2008.10.18 12:29:14 ] Anyka Celeste > Okay. [ 2008.10.18 12:29:17 ] Princess Guard > fiery death, and quickly [ 2008.10.18 12:29:23 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL! [ 2008.10.18 12:29:26 ] Princess Guard > they also tend to get shot first [ 2008.10.18 12:29:29 ] Spork’d > yeah they seem paper thin [ 2008.10.18 12:29:37 ] Anyka Celeste > Rapiers give me heart palpitations. [ 2008.10.18 12:29:41 ] Princess Guard > two large extenders give you 6000 shield [ 2008.10.18 12:29:51 ] Spork’d > I’ve been playing with the Hyena [ 2008.10.18 12:29:58 ] Princess Guard > hyena, it is crap. [ 2008.10.18 12:30:05 ] Spork’d > and i love it, cept if I get shot once I die a whorable firey death. [ 2008.10.18 12:30:11 ] Princess Guard > too much cost for not enough bang. [ 2008.10.18 12:30:21 ] Spork’d > i’ll agree to that. [ 2008.10.18 12:30:36 ] Princess Guard > vigil is faster then hyena anyway [ 2008.10.18 12:30:41 ] Princess Guard > it just doesnt get that web bonus [ 2008.10.18 12:30:50 ] Princess Guard > hmm what else…. [ 2008.10.18 12:30:59 ] Princess Guard > Stop saying bad stuff about us! [ 2008.10.18 12:30:59 ] Spork’d > I love the web bonus, it gives me webby chubby. [ 2008.10.18 12:31:07 ] Princess Guard > we are pirates, you are pirates, people die [ 2008.10.18 12:31:17 ] Princess Guard > but it hurts our feelings when people call us names [ 2008.10.18 12:31:21 ] Princess Guard > truely [ 2008.10.18 12:31:27 ] Princess Guard > we are just trying to make a living [ 2008.10.18 12:31:40 ] Princess Guard > also, never use a bastard in lowsec if you have a crane [ 2008.10.18 12:31:43 ] Anyka Celeste > I apologzie. I’ll edit and put up something nice about this. [ 2008.10.18 12:31:51 ] Anyka Celeste > Yeah, I didn’t have the Crane when I used the BUstard. [ 2008.10.18 12:31:53 ] Princess Guard > and even then, crane can die to a sensor boosted hictor [ 2008.10.18 12:32:07 ] Princess Guard > or sensor boosted arazu [ 2008.10.18 12:32:09 ] Anyka Celeste > Yeah, I realized that. [ 2008.10.18 12:32:10 ] Spork’d > Only if you give me a kiss on the lips after that ass raping you gave me outside of the station. [ 2008.10.18 12:32:22 ] Princess Guard > That was noelle. [ 2008.10.18 12:32:22 ] Anyka Celeste > My poor butthole was all stretched out after Saint got me. [ 2008.10.18 12:32:33 ] Princess Guard > Im not sure why you didnt just dock up spork [ 2008.10.18 12:32:51 ] Princess Guard > Noelle was on ts like ” ah fuck, he is just going to dock ” [ 2008.10.18 12:32:51 ] Spork’d > I tried [ 2008.10.18 12:32:58 ] Princess Guard > did you shoot at him? [ 2008.10.18 12:33:06 ] Spork’d > that station ejected me outside of docking range [ 2008.10.18 12:33:20 ] Princess Guard > yarr [ 2008.10.18 12:33:24 ] Princess Guard > the bottum station [ 2008.10.18 12:33:29 ] Spork’d > yeah [ 2008.10.18 12:33:30 ] Princess Guard > I only use the top one [ 2008.10.18 12:33:33 ] Princess Guard > also [ 2008.10.18 12:33:44 ] Princess Guard > as soon as my screen loads, I usually stop my ship [ 2008.10.18 12:33:49 ] Princess Guard > so it wont sail out of range [ 2008.10.18 12:33:56 ] Spork’d > No i didn’t shoot. me webbed vs. megathron. [ 2008.10.18 12:34:02 ] Spork’d > i just planned to get my pod out [ 2008.10.18 12:34:16 ] Spork’d > I pretty much grabbed my ankles and held on the the ride. [ 2008.10.18 12:34:22 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, I do have one question about your making a living…if that’s true, why didn’t anyone take me up on my ransom offer? [ 2008.10.18 12:34:33 ] Princess Guard > A few reasons [ 2008.10.18 12:34:39 ] Princess Guard > 1: schala likes killing people [ 2008.10.18 12:34:57 ] Princess Guard > 2: Im about the only person in Sniggwaffe who negotiates ransoms [ 2008.10.18 12:35:11 ] Princess Guard > 3: Schala probably thought your freighter was full of tasty goodies [ 2008.10.18 12:35:19 ] Princess Guard > 4: its a freighter kill. That never happens [ 2008.10.18 12:35:25 ] Anyka Celeste > Hee hee! So you’re the only one who’s trying to make a living? [ 2008.10.18 12:35:28 ] Princess Guard > how much did you offer anyway? [ 2008.10.18 12:35:37 ] Spork’d > lol, freighters are like pinata’s [ 2008.10.18 12:35:46 ] Anyka Celeste > I just asked for a ransom. I got no response. [ 2008.10.18 12:36:13 ] Anyka Celeste > I realized they weren’t interested. [ 2008.10.18 12:36:28 ] Princess Guard > You werent talking with your wallet [ 2008.10.18 12:36:42 ] Princess Guard > that tends to leave people attempting to kill you uninterested [ 2008.10.18 12:36:52 ] Princess Guard > Also, we rarely if ever ransom ships [ 2008.10.18 12:36:58 ] Princess Guard > mostly just the pods afterwords [ 2008.10.18 12:37:06 ] Princess Guard > Perhaps if you had offered enough [ 2008.10.18 12:37:07 ] Anyka Celeste > Well, that sorta puts a hole in your argument, mister. [ 2008.10.18 12:37:57 ] Princess Guard > Perhaps. [ 2008.10.18 12:38:00 ] Anyka Celeste > I’ll keep in mind that offering to pay isn’t enough. [ 2008.10.18 12:38:05 ] Princess Guard > Most ships arent worth ransoming. [ 2008.10.18 12:38:20 ] Spork’d > a freighter is woth 400m minimum [ 2008.10.18 12:38:27 ] Princess Guard > more like 700 mil [ 2008.10.18 12:38:34 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, not quite. [ 2008.10.18 12:38:38 ] Princess Guard > Personally, freighter in lowsec [ 2008.10.18 12:38:44 ] Spork’d > insurance pays out 400 + [ 2008.10.18 12:38:48 ] Princess Guard > I wouldnt have bargained for less then 800 mil ransom myself [ 2008.10.18 12:38:48 ] Spork’d > ship cost 800 [ 2008.10.18 12:38:58 ] Princess Guard > Insurance, lol [ 2008.10.18 12:39:09 ] Princess Guard > You go buy ship cost + opportunity [ 2008.10.18 12:39:13 ] Spork’d > that is the base “i didnt buy insurance” insurance. [ 2008.10.18 12:39:15 ] Anyka Celeste > The free insurance pays back 400 million. [ 2008.10.18 12:39:28 ] Princess Guard > So? [ 2008.10.18 12:39:30 ] Anyka Celeste > And I guess you’re right, ’cause I wouldn’t have paid the price of the ship in ransom [ 2008.10.18 12:39:38 ] Princess Guard > Exactly [ 2008.10.18 12:39:43 ] Princess Guard > Most people choose not to [ 2008.10.18 12:39:59 ] Princess Guard > its not worth 400 mil isk for us to lose a freighter kill + possible contents [ 2008.10.18 12:40:12 ] Anyka Celeste > Ah, so it’s for the bragging rights? [ 2008.10.18 12:40:21 ] Princess Guard > <> The ePeeness of it all? [ 2008.10.18 12:40:38 ] Princess Guard > I never said we dont epeen [ 2008.10.18 12:40:45 ] Spork’d > lol [ 2008.10.18 12:40:47 ] Princess Guard > You make it sound negative, and thats all we do. [ 2008.10.18 12:41:06 ] Spork’d > I epeen…. it’s just short, shriveled and hanging to the left. [ 2008.10.18 12:41:40 ] Princess Guard > Also [ 2008.10.18 12:41:45 ] Anyka Celeste > Hee hee, I think you may just have misunderstood. I just meant that normally you guys aren’t terribly chatty. [ 2008.10.18 12:41:48 ] Princess Guard > Im very interested where you all get all your money from [ 2008.10.18 12:42:04 ] Anyka Celeste > It was nice to meet one of you who felt like being friendly to the nubs. [ 2008.10.18 12:42:08 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, we had a friend quit. [ 2008.10.18 12:42:11 ] Princess Guard > You seem to have quite a bit of isk to throw around [ 2008.10.18 12:42:17 ] Anyka Celeste > He and his brother had this huge assload of money. [ 2008.10.18 12:42:31 ] Anyka Celeste > They gave it to us when we joined ’cause we were all pals in WoW. [ 2008.10.18 12:42:39 ] Anyka Celeste > I bought him his epic flyer! [ 2008.10.18 12:43:07 ] Spork’d > I’ld like to point out that we “had” alot of money to throw around. [ 2008.10.18 12:43:16 ] Anyka Celeste > I was sad to see him go. But his new girlfriend doesn’t like the gaming. [ 2008.10.18 12:43:39 ] Spork’d > the losses lately have left me flying cheap. [ 2008.10.18 12:43:47 ] Princess Guard > Yes [ 2008.10.18 12:43:59 ] Anyka Celeste > But we will bounce back some day! [ 2008.10.18 12:44:03 ] Princess Guard > Your continual freighter and t2 ship losses were quite unexplainable [ 2008.10.18 12:44:14 ] Princess Guard > Your killboard efficiency rating is quite bad [ 2008.10.18 12:44:15 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, we only lost one Freighter. [ 2008.10.18 12:44:25 ] Anyka Celeste > Totally! We’re the nubbiest pirates in space. [ 2008.10.18 12:44:31 ] Anyka Celeste > Haven’t you read our tagline? [ 2008.10.18 12:44:39 ] Princess Guard > Tama is not the place to be [ 2008.10.18 12:44:43 ] Princess Guard > for new pirates [ 2008.10.18 12:45:06 ] Spork’d > yeah, give us a break man. We aren’t uber pilots in a pimping alliance. [ 2008.10.18 12:45:14 ] Princess Guard > Heh [ 2008.10.18 12:45:17 ] Spork’d > we are just trying to figure this game out and have fun. [ 2008.10.18 12:45:21 ] Anyka Celeste > We’re just trying to have fun and learn to play! [ 2008.10.18 12:45:23 ] Princess Guard > Sniggwaffe is a training corp [ 2008.10.18 12:45:26 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, dang, he beat me. [ 2008.10.18 12:45:28 ] Spork’d > Not everyone is the fabled “Pandemic Legion” [ 2008.10.18 12:45:28 ] Princess Guard > Alright [ 2008.10.18 12:45:35 ] Princess Guard > my suggestion, stay away from tama [ 2008.10.18 12:45:38 ] Spork’d > we don’t have 80 players to sit on a gate. [ 2008.10.18 12:45:47 ] Princess Guard > This is where some of the best pirates come to kill each other [ 2008.10.18 12:45:56 ] Spork’d > we have 5, 3 of which don’t have MWD’s cuz thier skills are too low. [ 2008.10.18 12:45:57 ] Anyka Celeste > I thought that was what 0.0 was for. :S [ 2008.10.18 12:46:11 ] Princess Guard > 0.0 is where pirates dont give a crap [ 2008.10.18 12:46:17 ] Princess Guard > theres no security status loss [ 2008.10.18 12:46:34 ] Princess Guard > and most 0.0 people have forgotten their pirate roots, if they had any [ 2008.10.18 12:46:45 ] Princess Guard > listen, Pavanakka and Kinakka [ 2008.10.18 12:46:50 ] Princess Guard > they arent too far from here [ 2008.10.18 12:46:57 ] Princess Guard > about 9 jumps from jita [ 2008.10.18 12:47:13 ] Princess Guard > Its a little less populated [ 2008.10.18 12:47:21 ] Princess Guard > And the pirates there are all terrible [ 2008.10.18 12:47:27 ] Anyka Celeste > …I see. [ 2008.10.18 12:47:33 ] Princess Guard > Also, theres alot of solo caldari pilots [ 2008.10.18 12:47:38 ] Spork’d > lol, sounds like we would fit it. [ 2008.10.18 12:47:44 ] Princess Guard > trying to do faction warfare [ 2008.10.18 12:47:48 ] Princess Guard > theres no shame in pavanakka [ 2008.10.18 12:47:55 ] Princess Guard > sniggwaffe was based there for a month or two [ 2008.10.18 12:48:11 ] Princess Guard > but once we figured out we had enough to setup into tama [ 2008.10.18 12:48:23 ] Princess Guard > and even then, we are constantly outnumbered and usually outgunned [ 2008.10.18 12:48:41 ] Princess Guard > But we have enough muscle to irk out a life here [ 2008.10.18 12:48:41 ] Spork’d > what you guys? in Tama? [ 2008.10.18 12:48:48 ] Princess Guard > Yes [ 2008.10.18 12:49:00 ] Princess Guard > you are under the mistaken impression that sniggwaffe and Pandemic Legion are one [ 2008.10.18 12:49:13 ] Princess Guard > PL pilots do fly with us during the weekdays, but its ones and twos [ 2008.10.18 12:49:22 ] Princess Guard > only on certain weekends does the whole alliance come down [ 2008.10.18 12:49:43 ] Anyka Celeste > But isn’t that to where you all graduate? [ 2008.10.18 12:50:05 ] Princess Guard > I cant remember anyone having graduating in recent time [ 2008.10.18 12:50:27 ] Princess Guard > In fact, we have had more Pandemic Legion people be demoted to sniggwaffe then we have had graduated upwords [ 2008.10.18 12:50:37 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, really? That’s no good. [ 2008.10.18 12:50:47 ] Princess Guard > Piracy. Its a harsh life [ 2008.10.18 12:50:54 ] Princess Guard > if you fail, you go back to the farm team [ 2008.10.18 12:50:59 ] Spork’d > lol [ 2008.10.18 12:51:20 ] Princess Guard > its not about having big expensive ships [ 2008.10.18 12:51:26 ] Princess Guard > Its about knowing how to fly [ 2008.10.18 12:51:30 ] Spork’d > no, it isnt. [ 2008.10.18 12:51:34 ] Princess Guard > most people panic [ 2008.10.18 12:51:40 ] Spork’d > I learned that the hard way. [ 2008.10.18 12:51:42 ] Princess Guard > or start getting that adernaline drop [ 2008.10.18 12:52:00 ] Princess Guard > Your pilot skills will never catch up to people who started before you [ 2008.10.18 12:52:04 ] Anyka Celeste > Yeah, I know. [ 2008.10.18 12:52:10 ] Anyka Celeste > That’s so depressing. [ 2008.10.18 12:52:12 ] Princess Guard > they will always have an edge in fitting weapons and better ships [ 2008.10.18 12:52:15 ] Princess Guard > So fly better. [ 2008.10.18 12:52:18 ] Princess Guard > pick on path [ 2008.10.18 12:52:21 ] Princess Guard > stick to it [ 2008.10.18 12:52:23 ] Anyka Celeste > We just have to hope to catch them off guard or afk. [ 2008.10.18 12:52:25 ] Princess Guard > I flew vexors for 8 months [ 2008.10.18 12:52:38 ] Princess Guard > Got to know everything about it [ 2008.10.18 12:52:44 ] Princess Guard > then I moved on to rapier. [ 2008.10.18 12:52:53 ] Princess Guard > I am a terrible rapier pilot [ 2008.10.18 12:53:01 ] Princess Guard > but I am a halfway decent pilot. [ 2008.10.18 12:53:12 ] Princess Guard > And to be sure, that puts me way ahead of 90% of eve [ 2008.10.18 12:53:22 ] Princess Guard > Most people are unbelievably bad. [ 2008.10.18 12:53:47 ] Princess Guard > Trust me on that [ 2008.10.18 12:53:58 ] Anyka Celeste > Yeah, I’m sure that’s why we’re in The Ninja Pirates and not SniggWaffe. [ 2008.10.18 12:54:14 ] Princess Guard > Im not sure what you mean by that [ 2008.10.18 12:54:32 ] Princess Guard > If you mean to say sniggwaffe is somehow better [ 2008.10.18 12:54:34 ] Anyka Celeste > Heh, just that we’re pretty bad ourselves. [ 2008.10.18 12:54:41 ] Princess Guard > We do have an open recruitment policy [ 2008.10.18 12:54:48 ] Princess Guard > But you all have your own [ 2008.10.18 12:54:53 ] Princess Guard > circle of friends thing [ 2008.10.18 12:55:01 ] Princess Guard > and if you can work that out [ 2008.10.18 12:55:03 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, we don’t have the skills or experience to even be considered. [ 2008.10.18 12:55:05 ] Princess Guard > and get everyone a niche [ 2008.10.18 12:55:13 ] Princess Guard > Open recruitment. [ 2008.10.18 12:55:18 ] Princess Guard > We accept everyone [ 2008.10.18 12:55:31 ] Princess Guard > Graduating to sniggerdly is the hard part [ 2008.10.18 12:55:40 ] Princess Guard > getting in, that takes 5 seconds of submitting an application [ 2008.10.18 12:55:43 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, weird. I’d read that you guys have requirements, etc. [ 2008.10.18 12:55:52 ] Princess Guard > A microphone [ 2008.10.18 12:55:56 ] Princess Guard > teamspeak [ 2008.10.18 12:56:03 ] Princess Guard > Ability to handle swearing [ 2008.10.18 12:56:09 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL, I have a sailor’s mouth. [ 2008.10.18 12:56:10 ] Princess Guard > thats about it [ 2008.10.18 12:56:15 ] Princess Guard > we accept day old characters [ 2008.10.18 12:56:17 ] Anyka Celeste > MInus the mustache. [ 2008.10.18 12:56:18 ] Spork’d > She does. [ 2008.10.18 12:56:23 ] Princess Guard > they can still PVP [ 2008.10.18 12:56:30 ] Princess Guard > if you are a good rifter pilot [ 2008.10.18 12:56:38 ] Princess Guard > with webs and disruptor [ 2008.10.18 12:56:45 ] Princess Guard > you can be infinitely valuable [ 2008.10.18 12:56:56 ] Princess Guard > well [ 2008.10.18 12:56:59 ] Princess Guard > maybe not infinite [ 2008.10.18 12:57:13 ] Princess Guard > But a good pilot in a bad ship is still a good thing [ 2008.10.18 12:57:23 ] Princess Guard > etc. [ 2008.10.18 12:57:35 ] Princess Guard > I dont have my book of chinese proverbs nearby [ 2008.10.18 12:57:42 ] Spork’d > LOL [ 2008.10.18 12:58:04 ] Spork’d > “Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy?” [ 2008.10.18 12:58:32 ] Princess Guard > Man who have four balls can’t walk [ 2008.10.18 12:59:04 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL [ 2008.10.18 12:59:14 ] Princess Guard > Part of the problem with tama [ 2008.10.18 12:59:27 ] Princess Guard > is that we can no longer do solo and paired work like we did in pavanakka [ 2008.10.18 12:59:49 ] Princess Guard > We could just go 2-3 jumps, find someone mission running or ratting , or mining, or just randomly in space, and kill them [ 2008.10.18 12:59:56 ] Princess Guard > in tama, everyone else is doing that too [ 2008.10.18 13:00:04 ] Princess Guard > its just a small pond full of sharks [ 2008.10.18 13:00:13 ] Princess Guard > we just bring 80+ sharks sometimes [ 2008.10.18 13:00:43 ] Princess Guard > I would seriously recommend Old Man Star as well [ 2008.10.18 13:00:46 ] Princess Guard > or Amamake [ 2008.10.18 13:00:55 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, I’ve heard of the Old Man one! [ 2008.10.18 13:01:03 ] Princess Guard > Maybe not old man star, because people somtimes like to drop cap ships [ 2008.10.18 13:01:04 ] Anyka Celeste > One of the other chick bloggers goes there sometimes. [ 2008.10.18 13:01:15 ] Princess Guard > I used to do an eve blog as well actually [ 2008.10.18 13:01:19 ] Spork’d > damn it. [ 2008.10.18 13:01:24 ] Princess Guard > http://samuraiofeve.blogspot.com [ 2008.10.18 13:01:30 ] Spork’d > That’s another vexor… [ 2008.10.18 13:01:39 ] Princess Guard > What happened? [ 2008.10.18 13:01:41 ] Spork’d > that’s my limit for the day. Time to go plexing. [ 2008.10.18 13:01:56 ] Spork’d > Rapier + Rupture got me on a gate. [ 2008.10.18 13:02:19 ] Princess Guard > your still flying lowsec solo aren’t you [ 2008.10.18 13:02:33 ] Princess Guard > I wish I still had this picture from my days in BRUCE [ 2008.10.18 13:02:34 ] Spork’d > i was just trying to get into tama to meet up with the wife [ 2008.10.18 13:02:50 ] Princess Guard > Its like a concrete wall in Ireland [ 2008.10.18 13:02:56 ] Princess Guard > and spraypainted on the side it says [ 2008.10.18 13:02:56 ] Anyka Celeste > What’s BRUCE? [ 2008.10.18 13:03:06 ] Princess Guard > ” Someone is trying to kill you, are you going to let them ? ” [ 2008.10.18 13:03:16 ] Princess Guard > bruce was a allaince [ 2008.10.18 13:03:23 ] Princess Guard > they were killed by pandemic legion [ 2008.10.18 13:03:29 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, sad. [ 2008.10.18 13:03:35 ] Princess Guard > Many people in bruce no longer play [ 2008.10.18 13:03:40 ] Spork’d > I fought back. [ 2008.10.18 13:03:41 ] Spork’d > [ 2008.10.18 13:03:42 ] Princess Guard > well, bruce was interesting [ 2008.10.18 13:03:56 ] Princess Guard > In that situation [ 2008.10.18 13:04:09 ] Princess Guard > if the rapier was close enough for you to get wweb back on him [ 2008.10.18 13:04:22 ] Princess Guard > well, rapiers die. [ 2008.10.18 13:04:25 ] Princess Guard > But. [ 2008.10.18 13:04:30 ] Princess Guard > I try to never go anywhere solo [ 2008.10.18 13:04:54 ] Spork’d > Same, i thought I could sneak through [ 2008.10.18 13:05:16 ] Anyka Celeste > Hey, is it okay if I invite Travis to the chat? [ 2008.10.18 13:05:52 ] Princess Guard > Sure? [ 2008.10.18 13:05:53 ] Anyka Celeste > I’m sure he’d get some helpful advice outta this too. <3> Cool, thanks! [ 2008.10.18 13:06:15 ] Anyka Celeste > There we go! [ 2008.10.18 13:06:17 ] Anyka Celeste > Hai, Travis! [ 2008.10.18 13:06:23 ] Del Tarrent > Howdy all [ 2008.10.18 13:07:00 ] Princess Guard > Spork [ 2008.10.18 13:07:05 ] Princess Guard > if you are just moving around [ 2008.10.18 13:07:10 ] Princess Guard > and not looking for combat [ 2008.10.18 13:07:26 ] Princess Guard > there is a trick you can do to make yourself mostly invincible in empire space [ 2008.10.18 13:07:36 ] Anyka Celeste > Even Tama? [ 2008.10.18 13:07:37 ] Spork’d > stabs? [ 2008.10.18 13:07:40 ] Princess Guard > It takes practice, and a MWD/Cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:07:47 ] Anyka Celeste > Or do you mean high sec? [ 2008.10.18 13:07:49 ] Princess Guard > By invicible [ 2008.10.18 13:08:00 ] Princess Guard > I mean, if your just travelling, noone can catch you [ 2008.10.18 13:08:03 ] Spork’d > I’m all ears [ 2008.10.18 13:08:07 ] Princess Guard > And in empire, high and low sec [ 2008.10.18 13:08:12 ] Princess Guard > First [ 2008.10.18 13:08:16 ] Princess Guard > You need a cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:08:21 ] Princess Guard > doesnt overly matter which one [ 2008.10.18 13:08:26 ] Spork’d > cool, i have cloaking IV [ 2008.10.18 13:08:32 ] Princess Guard > unless your using a battlecruiser or battleship [ 2008.10.18 13:08:43 ] Princess Guard > In which case you need the improved cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:08:49 ] Princess Guard > What you do is [ 2008.10.18 13:08:53 ] Princess Guard > jump through gate [ 2008.10.18 13:08:59 ] Princess Guard > oh noes, there are evil pirates! [ 2008.10.18 13:09:03 ] Princess Guard > take a deep breath [ 2008.10.18 13:09:12 ] Princess Guard > If theres noone within 5-6 KM of you [ 2008.10.18 13:09:25 ] Princess Guard > you need to be very fast on the keyboard [ 2008.10.18 13:09:27 ] Princess Guard > you click ‘ [ 2008.10.18 13:09:34 ] Princess Guard > ALIGN TO for the gate you want to run to [ 2008.10.18 13:09:44 ] Princess Guard > instantly hit f-whatever for cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:09:53 ] Princess Guard > and before you ship is fully cloaked, aka 1 second [ 2008.10.18 13:09:55 ] Princess Guard > you hit the MWD [ 2008.10.18 13:10:03 ] Princess Guard > you speed will boost whilst cloaked. [ 2008.10.18 13:10:11 ] Spork’d > oh no shit? [ 2008.10.18 13:10:13 ] Princess Guard > now [ 2008.10.18 13:10:18 ] Princess Guard > here comes the hard part [ 2008.10.18 13:10:23 ] Princess Guard > if your using a t1 cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:10:29 ] Princess Guard > that means your going 50% speed I think [ 2008.10.18 13:10:34 ] Princess Guard > you still have 25% to go [ 2008.10.18 13:10:42 ] Princess Guard > so, your exposed for a few seconds [ 2008.10.18 13:10:50 ] Princess Guard > t2 cloak, no problem, your going faster then you need [ 2008.10.18 13:10:56 ] Princess Guard > Now [ 2008.10.18 13:11:02 ] Princess Guard > MWD activates for 10 seconds [ 2008.10.18 13:11:09 ] Princess Guard > at the end of the 9th second, decloak [ 2008.10.18 13:11:25 ] Princess Guard > your MWD should concurently shut off at about the same time [ 2008.10.18 13:11:42 ] Princess Guard > you will now be going almost fast enough, or way faster, then you need to be to warp out [ 2008.10.18 13:11:47 ] Princess Guard > and your already aligned [ 2008.10.18 13:11:50 ] Spork’d > nice [ 2008.10.18 13:11:57 ] Princess Guard > just click warp to to your designated object [ 2008.10.18 13:12:06 ] Princess Guard > If you do it in the correct order with timings [ 2008.10.18 13:12:09 ] Princess Guard > you cannot be locked [ 2008.10.18 13:12:12 ] Princess Guard > its impossible. [ 2008.10.18 13:12:22 ] Princess Guard > Now [ 2008.10.18 13:12:28 ] Spork’d > I’ll start practicing that. [ 2008.10.18 13:12:29 ] Princess Guard > Lets say you enter a dead end system [ 2008.10.18 13:12:32 ] Princess Guard > Or [ 2008.10.18 13:12:33 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, I bet that’s what’s happened to us before. [ 2008.10.18 13:12:35 ] Del Tarrent > Wow that’s really cool! Never thought of that [ 2008.10.18 13:12:38 ] Princess Guard > someone is too close to you to cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:12:46 ] Princess Guard > Wait. [ 2008.10.18 13:12:51 ] Princess Guard > most people orbit the gate [ 2008.10.18 13:12:57 ] Princess Guard > just let them pass by, and them make a move [ 2008.10.18 13:13:01 ] Princess Guard > If you think theres no chance [ 2008.10.18 13:13:09 ] Princess Guard > Head back for the gate with MWD running full [ 2008.10.18 13:13:12 ] Princess Guard > and cloak at first chance [ 2008.10.18 13:13:25 ] Princess Guard > you should easily slide back towards the gate [ 2008.10.18 13:13:32 ] Princess Guard > by the time if/when someone uncloaks you [ 2008.10.18 13:13:36 ] Princess Guard > just reboost mwd [ 2008.10.18 13:13:41 ] Princess Guard > keep sailing towards gate [ 2008.10.18 13:13:51 ] Princess Guard > doesnt always work, but better then dying quickly [ 2008.10.18 13:13:56 ] Spork’d > yeah [ 2008.10.18 13:14:18 ] Spork’d > So what ship do you fly now? [ 2008.10.18 13:14:41 ] Princess Guard > Rapier [ 2008.10.18 13:14:47 ] Princess Guard > And I am flying a scimitar [ 2008.10.18 13:14:56 ] Princess Guard > And I occasionally use hurricanes [ 2008.10.18 13:15:08 ] Princess Guard > I can also fly gallente battleships, but dont really care too. [ 2008.10.18 13:15:20 ] Anyka Celeste > I love the Gallente ships. [ 2008.10.18 13:15:25 ] Anyka Celeste > They are so bubbly and adorable! [ 2008.10.18 13:15:38 ] Spork’d > im stuck deciding on one toon between the rapier and pilgrim [ 2008.10.18 13:15:44 ] Princess Guard > Gallente are bad for lowsec [ 2008.10.18 13:15:49 ] Princess Guard > Except for thorax [ 2008.10.18 13:15:53 ] Princess Guard > Can you guess why [ 2008.10.18 13:16:01 ] Spork’d > … ? [ 2008.10.18 13:16:10 ] Anyka Celeste > Because they’re so cute? [ 2008.10.18 13:16:15 ] Princess Guard > Sentrys target drones [ 2008.10.18 13:16:19 ] Spork’d > Because everyone flys then in low sec? [ 2008.10.18 13:16:23 ] Princess Guard > Your firepower is diminished. [ 2008.10.18 13:16:37 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, none of my ships have drones atm. [ 2008.10.18 13:16:37 ] Spork’d > how so? [ 2008.10.18 13:16:46 ] Princess Guard > Well [ 2008.10.18 13:16:50 ] Princess Guard > assuming your pirating [ 2008.10.18 13:16:55 ] Princess Guard > And you invoke sentry aggro [ 2008.10.18 13:16:58 ] Del Tarrent > I’m caldari…….. we’re retarted [ 2008.10.18 13:17:02 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL [ 2008.10.18 13:17:06 ] Anyka Celeste > We don’t fight on gates, though. [ 2008.10.18 13:17:14 ] Princess Guard > probably over half the gallente ships worth flying use drones for over 50% of their firepower [ 2008.10.18 13:17:17 ] Princess Guard > well then, your fine [ 2008.10.18 13:17:26 ] Princess Guard > if you can web your target, vexor deals ridiculous damage. [ 2008.10.18 13:17:28 ] Spork’d > the gate guns give me gape. [ 2008.10.18 13:17:38 ] Princess Guard > but, to be honest [ 2008.10.18 13:17:45 ] Anyka Celeste > I fly an Inty anyway. There’s no droneage for them. [ 2008.10.18 13:17:48 ] Princess Guard > most kills come from stations or gates [ 2008.10.18 13:18:01 ] Princess Guard > its statisical too. [ 2008.10.18 13:18:07 ] Anyka Celeste > We haven’t quite reached that level yet. [ 2008.10.18 13:18:09 ] Princess Guard > Low likelihood of people in belts [ 2008.10.18 13:18:15 ] Spork’d > how do you fight with a rapier and survive the sentries. [ 2008.10.18 13:18:21 ] Princess Guard > Easy [ 2008.10.18 13:18:24 ] Princess Guard > you bring a few people [ 2008.10.18 13:18:29 ] Princess Guard > and you fit extenders [ 2008.10.18 13:18:36 ] Anyka Celeste > Heh, yeah. I was gonna say Schala can tank them. [ 2008.10.18 13:18:37 ] Princess Guard > and when you get past 50% shield, you gtfo [ 2008.10.18 13:18:51 ] Princess Guard > theres rarely more then two guns in lowsec [ 2008.10.18 13:19:01 ] Princess Guard > that means they can only randomly target too people [ 2008.10.18 13:19:14 ] Princess Guard > if you bring 5, that means only 2 in 5 chance of being targgetd [ 2008.10.18 13:19:18 ] Princess Guard > by the same token [ 2008.10.18 13:19:25 ] Princess Guard > if you release a swarm of crappy light drones [ 2008.10.18 13:19:28 ] Princess Guard > on each ship [ 2008.10.18 13:19:31 ] Princess Guard > so, 25 total [ 2008.10.18 13:19:38 ] Spork’d > ahhhh [ 2008.10.18 13:19:40 ] Princess Guard > you now have a 2 in 30 chance of being targetted [ 2008.10.18 13:19:46 ] Spork’d > don’t the guns switch around alot. [ 2008.10.18 13:19:49 ] Princess Guard > Which is why pirates tend not to use drone dps ships. [ 2008.10.18 13:19:52 ] Princess Guard > every 30 seconds [ 2008.10.18 13:20:18 ] Princess Guard > or when their target dies [ 2008.10.18 13:20:38 ] Spork’d > i’ve never been able to find good materiale on how to tank sentries. [ 2008.10.18 13:20:47 ] Princess Guard > spider tanking [ 2008.10.18 13:20:52 ] Del Tarrent > ?? [ 2008.10.18 13:20:54 ] Princess Guard > in battleships [ 2008.10.18 13:20:59 ] Spork’d > I had originally trained into a sac…. but just lost them all the time. [ 2008.10.18 13:21:04 ] Spork’d > to slow. [ 2008.10.18 13:21:08 ] Princess Guard > Lets say [ 2008.10.18 13:21:14 ] Princess Guard > the three of you [ 2008.10.18 13:21:20 ] Princess Guard > are all in megathrons [ 2008.10.18 13:21:26 ] Princess Guard > Im just using that as an example [ 2008.10.18 13:21:32 ] Del Tarrent > k [ 2008.10.18 13:21:32 ] Spork’d > this story sounds like a liability [ 2008.10.18 13:21:33 ] Princess Guard > and you decide to camp a semi busy gate [ 2008.10.18 13:21:37 ] Princess Guard > an empire gate. [ 2008.10.18 13:21:46 ] Princess Guard > and you leave an alt scout on the other side to check for targets [ 2008.10.18 13:21:53 ] Princess Guard > and traps [ 2008.10.18 13:21:55 ] Princess Guard > so [ 2008.10.18 13:22:04 ] Princess Guard > now you kill someone, and you all take gate gun fire [ 2008.10.18 13:22:10 ] Princess Guard > But [ 2008.10.18 13:22:12 ] Spork’d > k [ 2008.10.18 13:22:15 ] Princess Guard > you dont use large armor reppers. [ 2008.10.18 13:22:24 ] Princess Guard > each of you fits a large remote armor repper. [ 2008.10.18 13:22:33 ] Princess Guard > and plates + hardeneres in the lows [ 2008.10.18 13:22:35 ] Princess Guard > so [ 2008.10.18 13:22:46 ] Princess Guard > without using a large repper, which takes a crapload of powergrid [ 2008.10.18 13:23:00 ] Princess Guard > you now have a massive tank, around 25-30k armor, with good resists [ 2008.10.18 13:23:12 ] Del Tarrent > oh nice [ 2008.10.18 13:23:15 ] Princess Guard > and any two people can rep another person with the remote reppers. [ 2008.10.18 13:23:24 ] Princess Guard > the more people you bring [ 2008.10.18 13:23:28 ] Princess Guard > the more remote reps [ 2008.10.18 13:23:35 ] Del Tarrent > I’ve seen that done before while I’m tryiing to limp home in my pod [ 2008.10.18 13:23:35 ] Princess Guard > and the more targets the sentrys have to deal with [ 2008.10.18 13:23:42 ] Princess Guard > but realistically, you only need three [ 2008.10.18 13:24:00 ] Princess Guard > and you can sit on a gate all day long [ 2008.10.18 13:24:02 ] Princess Guard > chatting it up [ 2008.10.18 13:24:06 ] Princess Guard > just waiting for the scout to go [ 2008.10.18 13:24:10 ] Princess Guard > ZOMG FREIGHTER [ 2008.10.18 13:24:32 ] Spork’d > lol, nice way to rub that one in [ 2008.10.18 13:24:36 ] Princess Guard > actually that never happens [ 2008.10.18 13:24:41 ] Princess Guard > I have to rub it in! [ 2008.10.18 13:24:47 ] Princess Guard > jeez, noone ever gets freighter kills [ 2008.10.18 13:24:52 ] Princess Guard > Plus [ 2008.10.18 13:24:59 ] Princess Guard > I logged in as it happened and didnt make it in time [ 2008.10.18 13:25:07 ] Princess Guard > I was hella pissed, I wanted in on that mail [ 2008.10.18 13:25:16 ] Princess Guard > and now my name doesnt go down in our history books [ 2008.10.18 13:25:16 ] Spork’d > How did you guys even know she was comming. [ 2008.10.18 13:25:31 ] Princess Guard > I wasnt there , so no idea [ 2008.10.18 13:25:36 ] Anyka Celeste > SUBJECT CHANGE! So who complained about my blog? I think only Schala and Izzy looked at it. [ 2008.10.18 13:25:41 ] Princess Guard > if we didnt use an alt scout, we probably just randomly found you [ 2008.10.18 13:25:51 ] Princess Guard > Actually, it was posted on our boards [ 2008.10.18 13:26:01 ] Princess Guard > pandemic legion members have also looked at it now [ 2008.10.18 13:26:23 ] Princess Guard > DUN DUN DUN [ 2008.10.18 13:26:29 ] Princess Guard > dont worry, they complain about my blog to [ 2008.10.18 13:26:33 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL, I’m infamous! [ 2008.10.18 13:26:36 ] Princess Guard > and I havent posted on it in months [ 2008.10.18 13:26:45 ] Princess Guard > of course half the stuff there is anti-pandemic legion [ 2008.10.18 13:27:10 ] Anyka Celeste > I honestly didn’t mean to offend anyone. I figured I could write what I wanted since it was one of a million EVE blogs. [ 2008.10.18 13:27:21 ] Spork’d > I think it goes without saying when you blow someone up, you’re going to get called a douchebag. [ 2008.10.18 13:27:22 ] Princess Guard > Well you can’t [ 2008.10.18 13:27:32 ] Princess Guard > our Epeen is so big we google ourselves every day [ 2008.10.18 13:27:39 ] Princess Guard > and we find our detractors. [ 2008.10.18 13:27:44 ] Princess Guard > and it makes us sad in the pants [ 2008.10.18 13:27:50 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL! [ 2008.10.18 13:27:59 ] Spork’d > I don’t believe that. [ 2008.10.18 13:28:09 ] Princess Guard > Thats probably because its untrue [ 2008.10.18 13:28:10 ] Spork’d > If we felt real guilt, we wouldn’t do it. [ 2008.10.18 13:28:22 ] Spork’d > we would all be carebears, hauling long limb roes. [ 2008.10.18 13:28:47 ] Princess Guard > I dunno [ 2008.10.18 13:28:58 ] Princess Guard > Waffe has a tendancy to kill everyone in the new area they settle into [ 2008.10.18 13:29:04 ] Princess Guard > and evict the current tennets [ 2008.10.18 13:29:17 ] Princess Guard > who then say nasty stuff and write about us on crime and punishment forum [ 2008.10.18 13:29:30 ] Princess Guard > And if we act like assholes in local [ 2008.10.18 13:29:34 ] Spork’d > but deep down inside when we kill someone we laugh “hah, i bet he just logged out because he is so mad” [ 2008.10.18 13:29:40 ] Princess Guard > its usually because we are having a bit of fun at someones expense [ 2008.10.18 13:29:54 ] Princess Guard > usually someone we just killed who is threatening to murder our families or something [ 2008.10.18 13:30:03 ] Princess Guard > telling us we have no lives and such, etc [ 2008.10.18 13:30:06 ] Spork’d > you love it, don’t lie. [ 2008.10.18 13:30:13 ] Anyka Celeste > And those things seem neither douchebaggy nor ePeenish. *grin* [ 2008.10.18 13:30:37 ] Princess Guard > We love our epeens [ 2008.10.18 13:30:46 ] Princess Guard > I am strokin mine right now [ 2008.10.18 13:30:55 ] Princess Guard > But I prefer to be above the title of douchebag [ 2008.10.18 13:30:59 ] Spork’d > screenshots or it didnt happen [ 2008.10.18 13:31:03 ] Princess Guard > as do many of us at the sniggwaffe community [ 2008.10.18 13:31:34 ] Princess Guard > Now [ 2008.10.18 13:31:40 ] Princess Guard > someone mentioned pilgrim earlier [ 2008.10.18 13:31:45 ] Spork’d > <—- [ 2008.10.18 13:31:45 ] Princess Guard > curse is better, for many reasons [ 2008.10.18 13:32:09 ] Princess Guard > the only positive note about pilgrims is their cloak [ 2008.10.18 13:32:22 ] Spork’d > yeah, that’s what it seems. [ 2008.10.18 13:32:25 ] Spork’d > I really like the cloak though. [ 2008.10.18 13:32:28 ] Princess Guard > curse gets extreme range on their nuets, with more space to throw around [ 2008.10.18 13:32:36 ] Princess Guard > And a much heavier tank [ 2008.10.18 13:32:41 ] Spork’d > I love my helios, but lets face it. My helios is just a cash cow… not a fighter. [ 2008.10.18 13:33:01 ] Princess Guard > helios is non combat [ 2008.10.18 13:33:06 ] Princess Guard > most frigates can kill it [ 2008.10.18 13:33:17 ] Spork’d > exectly…. but I love warping cloaked. [ 2008.10.18 13:33:21 ] Princess Guard > if you want a combat ship with frigate size and cost [ 2008.10.18 13:33:25 ] Princess Guard > get a stealth bomber [ 2008.10.18 13:33:40 ] Princess Guard > you can uncloak, launch missiles, and recloak before sentries target you. [ 2008.10.18 13:33:55 ] Spork’d > yeah, that what i was flying previously [ 2008.10.18 13:33:55 ] Princess Guard > if you get the timing down [ 2008.10.18 13:34:01 ] Princess Guard > alos, in a stealth bomber [ 2008.10.18 13:34:06 ] Spork’d > just more expensive to fit than a vexor. [ 2008.10.18 13:34:10 ] Princess Guard > you dont need a mwd to instant warp between gates [ 2008.10.18 13:34:18 ] Princess Guard > it moves faster cloaked then uncloaked [ 2008.10.18 13:34:27 ] Princess Guard > so you just align and your automatically good [ 2008.10.18 13:34:30 ] Princess Guard > just uncloak and warp [ 2008.10.18 13:34:57 ] Spork’d > I love the nemesis. [ 2008.10.18 13:35:09 ] Spork’d > it seems to work well when my wife flys her interceptor. [ 2008.10.18 13:35:31 ] Princess Guard > tbh [ 2008.10.18 13:35:37 ] Princess Guard > for what it sounds like you all are doing [ 2008.10.18 13:35:44 ] Princess Guard > checking belts, finding people in space [ 2008.10.18 13:35:53 ] Princess Guard > you would be better off in 0.0 space [ 2008.10.18 13:36:07 ] Princess Guard > interceptor + stealth bomber could easily pop ratters [ 2008.10.18 13:36:18 ] Princess Guard > just hold them in place for a short while [ 2008.10.18 13:36:25 ] Princess Guard > fit ewar on at least one ship [ 2008.10.18 13:36:28 ] Spork’d > we joined a 0.0 corp for a while. i didn’t like it. [ 2008.10.18 13:36:32 ] Princess Guard > and let the rats help you do dps. [ 2008.10.18 13:36:32 ] Spork’d > STK-S [ 2008.10.18 13:36:40 ] Princess Guard > Never heard of them [ 2008.10.18 13:36:46 ] Princess Guard > most 0.0 corps are crap [ 2008.10.18 13:36:48 ] Spork’d > or do you mean, sneak in? [ 2008.10.18 13:36:55 ] Princess Guard > just trying to make money off their members [ 2008.10.18 13:37:00 ] Princess Guard > yes, go in your own group [ 2008.10.18 13:37:07 ] Princess Guard > goonswarm space is great for that stuff [ 2008.10.18 13:37:14 ] Princess Guard > or drone regions [ 2008.10.18 13:37:23 ] Princess Guard > even fi you dont get kills and get popped [ 2008.10.18 13:37:35 ] Princess Guard > it will teach you patience and good scouting [ 2008.10.18 13:37:48 ] Princess Guard > that used to be a sniggwaffe requirement [ 2008.10.18 13:37:51 ] Spork’d > that’s one idea i liked about the pilgrim. [ 2008.10.18 13:37:55 ] Princess Guard > to take a frigate solo 40 jumps [ 2008.10.18 13:37:58 ] Princess Guard > and come back with a kill [ 2008.10.18 13:38:07 ] Princess Guard > just head to random 0.0 [ 2008.10.18 13:38:08 ] Spork’d > lol [ 2008.10.18 13:39:58 ] Princess Guard > our inteceptor just found a drake in a random belt [ 2008.10.18 13:40:00 ] Spork’d > yeah, i figured the pilgrim with it’s disruptors could sneak into 0.0 and catch solo BS ratters. [ 2008.10.18 13:40:06 ] Princess Guard > so if I go in and out its because im being shot [ 2008.10.18 13:40:13 ] Spork’d > cool [ 2008.10.18 13:40:18 ] Spork’d > good luck getting him. [ 2008.10.18 13:40:21 ] Princess Guard > pilgrim is very very good at that [ 2008.10.18 13:40:27 ] Princess Guard > not so much vs caldari [ 2008.10.18 13:40:31 ] Princess Guard > but anyone else [ 2008.10.18 13:40:34 ] Princess Guard > shut off their tank [ 2008.10.18 13:40:46 ] Princess Guard > hold them in place, let the rats help kill [ 2008.10.18 13:40:58 ] Princess Guard > You basically get two choices [ 2008.10.18 13:41:02 ] Spork’d > yeah, as long as they arent missle fit. [ 2008.10.18 13:41:09 ] Spork’d > or so my reading indicates. [ 2008.10.18 13:41:11 ] Princess Guard > Pilgrim, jumps in, instantly search for enemy [ 2008.10.18 13:41:16 ] Princess Guard > or [ 2008.10.18 13:41:22 ] Princess Guard > pilgrim, jump in, chill out [ 2008.10.18 13:41:25 ] Princess Guard > let the enemy get lazy [ 2008.10.18 13:41:32 ] Princess Guard > wait for them to hit triple spawns and kill them [ 2008.10.18 13:41:58 ] Spork’d > The thought of that makes me creamy my panties. [ 2008.10.18 13:42:35 ] Princess Guard > at least I know who wears the panties in yalls relationship [ 2008.10.18 13:42:56 ] Spork’d > I just borrow hers from time to time. It makes me feel sexy [ 2008.10.18 13:43:24 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL, you’re so dirty. [ 2008.10.18 13:43:49 ] Spork’d > i hate Drakes, thier passive shield tank setup is retarded. [ 2008.10.18 13:43:59 ] Princess Guard > I love killing drakes [ 2008.10.18 13:44:07 ] Princess Guard > they have no dps or speed [ 2008.10.18 13:44:27 ] Spork’d > yeah, but fitted right. they take a several people to down [ 2008.10.18 13:44:31 ] Spork’d > unless im just doing it wrong. [ 2008.10.18 13:44:41 ] Spork’d > they can’t move, run a mwd, or do anything else. [ 2008.10.18 13:44:43 ] Princess Guard > oh definately [ 2008.10.18 13:44:58 ] Princess Guard > but I dont go anywhere solo [ 2008.10.18 13:45:17 ] Spork’d > they are just a giant ball-o-sheilds with some missles. [ 2008.10.18 13:45:27 ] Princess Guard > Just like I wouldnt go anywhere alone in post apoplyptic anarchy world without large amounts of guns [ 2008.10.18 13:45:42 ] Princess Guard > or zombie world. [ 2008.10.18 13:45:58 ] Spork’d > omg, i vote on the zombie world. [ 2008.10.18 13:46:09 ] Princess Guard > www.survivetheoutbreak.com [ 2008.10.18 13:46:09 ] Spork’d > I’m pretty sure that we were all born with one god given talent. [ 2008.10.18 13:46:13 ] Princess Guard > ^ visit it [ 2008.10.18 13:46:20 ] Spork’d > Mine was to kill zombies…. and I was born in the wrong time. [ 2008.10.18 13:46:49 ] Anyka Celeste > I’m gonna vote no. [ 2008.10.18 13:46:57 ] Anyka Celeste > I am sure that site will scare the living shit outta me. [ 2008.10.18 13:47:07 ] Anyka Celeste > OMG, Ken’s got it on. [ 2008.10.18 13:47:09 ] Princess Guard > its awesome [ 2008.10.18 13:47:15 ] Anyka Celeste > GOD I HATE SCARY SHIT. [ 2008.10.18 13:47:20 ] Princess Guard > college student project [ 2008.10.18 13:47:31 ] Princess Guard > and the chick is kinda hot in a dark baggy eyed kind of way [ 2008.10.18 13:47:37 ] Anyka Celeste > THe blonge one? [ 2008.10.18 13:47:42 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, blonde? [ 2008.10.18 13:47:44 ] Princess Guard > yes [ 2008.10.18 13:47:50 ] Princess Guard > No, shes blonge [ 2008.10.18 13:47:52 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL [ 2008.10.18 13:48:12 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, I dunno. I’m not so hot for her. [ 2008.10.18 13:48:24 ] Princess Guard > 2 bad 4 u [ 2008.10.18 13:48:27 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL [ 2008.10.18 13:48:35 ] Princess Guard > I do her in case of zombie attack. [ 2008.10.18 13:48:39 ] Anyka Celeste > I like bigger boobies on my chicks. [ 2008.10.18 13:48:46 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, well, yes. If she was the only pussy aroudn. [ 2008.10.18 13:48:48 ] Anyka Celeste > Err, around. [ 2008.10.18 13:49:08 ] Anyka Celeste > She looks like someone I know. [ 2008.10.18 13:49:38 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, she looks okay in the Stay Here picture. [ 2008.10.18 13:49:52 ] Princess Guard > Whats that [ 2008.10.18 13:49:58 ] Princess Guard > are you watching the SCARY ZOMBIE MOVIE [ 2008.10.18 13:50:03 ] Princess Guard > CAUSE SOME BITCHS ARE ABOUT TO DIE YO [ 2008.10.18 13:50:07 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL [ 2008.10.18 13:50:08 ] Princess Guard > AFRO ZOMBIE [ 2008.10.18 13:50:25 ] Anyka Celeste > LOL, I just cut my afro off. [ 2008.10.18 13:50:40 ] Princess Guard > what? [ 2008.10.18 13:50:43 ] Princess Guard > say it aint so [ 2008.10.18 13:50:50 ] Princess Guard > afro is the only way to go [ 2008.10.18 13:51:00 ] Anyka Celeste > Heh, it wouldnt fit under my hats any more. [ 2008.10.18 13:51:13 ] Anyka Celeste > I shave my head with a number two guard. [ 2008.10.18 13:51:19 ] Princess Guard > whats this rubbish about hats. [ 2008.10.18 13:51:19 ] Anyka Celeste > I’m sure you saw it in the picture. [ 2008.10.18 13:51:32 ] Anyka Celeste > Oh, yeah, I love the shit outta hats. [ 2008.10.18 13:51:39 ] Princess Guard > I thought that was a picture of natalie portman in v for vendetta [ 2008.10.18 13:51:43 ] Anyka Celeste > What? [ 2008.10.18 13:51:50 ] Anyka Celeste > In the corner of my blog? [ 2008.10.18 13:53:52 ] Spork’d > nope, that is my wife. [ 2008.10.18 13:53:54 ] Anyka Celeste > ALEX IS BUSY TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE BY THE WINDOW. [ 2008.10.18 13:53:55 ] Spork’d > she is hot as hell. [ 2008.10.18 13:54:04 ] Spork’d > and im a troll developer. [ 2008.10.18 13:54:08 ] Spork’d > nerds ftw [ 2008.10.18 14:00:37 ] Princess Guard > alright folks [ 2008.10.18 14:00:45 ] Princess Guard > Im off to go suicide gank shuttles on my alt. [ 2008.10.18 14:00:57 ] Princess Guard > ya’ll have fun and try to remember to web the freighter

P.S. Why is it everyone always stands corrected? Wouldn’t you like to sit or even lie down while being corrected? I know I would.

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