About

Ah, I see you’ve come to find more about the exceedingly mysterious and excruciatingly chic(k?) author. Wise choice; there’s definitely a story behind it all:

I’m Sarah and I’m a 31-year-old stay-at-home mom of two boys. I enjoy the shit out of playing video games of most types but obviously my favourites are MMOs (MUDs in the mid-90s were what hooked me). I’m originally from Florida but I’ve lived in Utah full time for the past eleven years. I love to read books (real and digital, though I won’t lie that the ability to carry several thousand novels on something hardly larger than a mid-sized paperback has wooed me away from brick-and-mortar bookstores), play with my two puppies (Bruno, our two-year-old American Staffordshire Terrier and baby replacement, and Ursa, the possibly handicapped, though purebred, German Shepherd Dog), knit worthless items no one will wear, and cook delicious food full of calories, guilt, and heavy cream.

Hey, I never said it was an interesting story.